Feel free to add to this list peeps.
1. After successfully finding any loose change in your sofa cushions.
2. At the opening ceremony of your local Special Olympics chapter.
3. While visiting ANY high-traffic public restroom.
4. At the altar just as, or after, saying, "I do."
5. At the beginning of the sermon on church Sunday, preferably right in front of the pulpit before sitting down in the front row.
6. After writing a devastating insult to some other guy...on The Internet.
7. Right in the middle of any kind of formal ballroom dance competition, preferably right in front of any TV cameras that may be rolling. (Take THAT Dancing With The Stars!)
8. Just after the birth of your first child, when the nurse either tells you "It's a boy!" or "It's a girl!"
9. After inserting money into a vending machine to purchase a bag of pretzels, and the vending machine accidentally spits out two bags of pretzels.
10. After delivering an intimidating and life-changing speech to troubled youth at a "Scared Straight" police retreat.
11. After successfully pulling off the Spicy Drop.
12. During the act of a successful Spicy Drop.
13. Winning the lottery
14. Getting a raise
15. Receiving your tax refund check